Following back everyone until I find a tumblr girlfriend ♡
As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
I wish I could illegally download clothes
I hate when people transfer to my school and become popular no that’s bullshit I’ve been here for 12 years screw u
Johnny Depp making grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron.
Benny and Joon is my favorite chick flick. (PS this is from the set of that movie if you didn’t know)
So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.
oh dear god